Monsters in the closet

Here is a small list of things that will piss me off:

-If someone throws food in the toilet. This is not necessary. Ever. I will THROW UP if you do this to me. One time Robyn sent me a photo of herself throwing cake batter down a toilet... not okay. One time I was really drunk and needed to get all the alcohol out. My friend, knowing this, called me to the bathroom and proceeded to dump salsa down the toilet and made me watch. Wanna know the ending? I vomited into the salsa. Just don't do this, okay?

-Being too hot. I'm not good with this. You know those people who get grumpy if they are really hungry? Not me. If I'm too hot I get sooooo grumpy. And then I'll probably faint, too. One time I fainted in the shower... aren't I a gem?

- Unorganized things.. that's all.

- People who have no spontaneity! Go skinny dipping when someone suggests it, or go sit on a friends patio while you ignore your errands. You'll have a way better time!

- When someone doesn't appreciate Thai or Indian food.. that shit is way too good for anyone to deny it.

- Flakiness. This one speaks for itself, really. Stop being a maybe! Say yes! And have the time of your life! Or say yes and not have that much fun but know that the friends you went with appreciated your presence and that made it worth it. 

- When I have to make big decisions. 

- When someone can't appreciate a Disney movie. 

- People who litter. RESPECT THE ENVIRONMENT, duh.

Just say yes or no, you know?

All that being said, I'm not as negative a person as I sound. Let's end this post with things that I love:

- Jellyfish. HOW COULD YOU NOT. I got stung by one these bitches in Panama last spring and the scar won't leave me. I still like them. I'm going to get a really sick tattoo of one of these in the next year, you all just wait.

- Dark chocolate that is spiced with chili flakes! BEST.

- Loyalty... I'm exceptionally loyal and I absolutely need someone who can show the same.

- Love. I LOVE LOVE. It's ridiculous. I know I inherited this from my dad, the verbal prince, and I don't regret it. I'm a sucker for romance, and when I find the perfect relationship it will be the most affectionate, reassuring, best relationship love ever. Not publicly always, but publicly enough. And most importantly the most affectionate and reassuring in private too.

- The colour green!

- Biology. The coolest. Shit. Ever.

- Blue candy. Blue slushies. Ya know? Can't beat it.

- Swimming. I'm a sucker for swimming.

- THE SNOW! As if the snowflake behind my ear says any differently.

XO.

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